Stupid Emails

The following are actual emails I've received.

MPLS IP CORE DESIGN
Jeremy,
I'm trying to setup a small isp. I want to go with mpls core with PE on the edge. what would that design look like ?

Kind of like a donut.

hi there
hi Jeremy
i dont have access to cisco download center
i think you have access to cisco download center
if you have access please download the latest version of cisco PIX ios from this link , the name is : pix804-28.bin
and send to me
thanks you very much

I was really tempted to send him a 20 MB file of all null bytes named pix804-28.bin, but I didn't think the attachment would go through.

169.254.0.0 how to block
internet not accessing wihile the above ip appeared

Replace it with another IP and try again.

ABOUT VTP AND PAT
hi
pls solve my problem abut VTP and PAT i need it
thnsk

Not until you solve my problem about you emailing me.

Info
Sir, Please let knw know "How to Approach the CCIE Routing & Switching" Just briefly explain....

Try to sneak up on it from behind and wrestle it to the ground.

Continuous ping
Hello

I have issued a ping fram R3 to R5 .,. the pind are continuous and seem not to stop!!

I am about to finish my current session. I cannot stop the pings.. Please check.

regards
Sal

Poor guy. I didn't read this email until the following morning. I hope he's okay.

Switch Question
I would like to learn about IP Source Guard and DHCP Spoofing on a Cisco LAN 500 Switches to prevent intrusions from MAC and IP Spoofing. Do you know how?

Jaime

Yep. But that's just because I bothered to read the documentation.

642-647
Hi
Was wondering if you could help me with some questions or free study material. thanks ever so much.
Brian

Certainly. Question one: How far do you think you'll get in your career without bothering to look for things on your own?

hi
hi

supra studying masters in Data Network and Security..

please give more info on GRE and VPN n firewall

Why do people assume my email address is an alias for Google?

CCIE Prep
Hi Dear,

My name is Asif and I been working her in Saudi Arabia as a network engineer in Saudi Electricity. I want to join you to prepare myself for the CCIE r & s lab. what can you do for me.

Secondly, How can I get a job in the field of Networking in USA? Do you know any recruiter who can arrange job for me anywhere in USA?

Please send me the reply. thanks

Sure, because what this country needs is more useless people.

Bgp...
Hai,
This is naresh from india.I completed my CCNA certification,Now i am in CCNP training.Please explain the BGP protocol and how is it useful in the day to day networking field...?????

He got a LMGTFY link.

OSP ROUTING ISSUE
Hi Expert,

Can you give the all step to configure the OSP protocol routing b/w two router?
and give me more explanation about the area in ospf?

it is very urgent.

I guess you'd better pick up a damned book then, eh?

Vlan in opnet
hi dear,
its me faizan. em working as a network engineer in an healthcare organization, RMI.
we had design a network architecture of 9000 nodes including 101 access switches, 7 > distribution switches and 1 core switch.(hp procurve)
i have a plan to involve vlans in network.
i would like to simulate vlans in opnet just with 2/3 switches as a test.
please help me in this regard.
feel free in asking any question for your information.
i'm waiting for you reply.

I hope you're comfortable; it's going to be a long wait. Also, what's up with people in the Middle East addressing people as "dear"? I'm guessing the traditional "Dear so-and-so" letter opening got a bit mucked up in translation. Still, it's creepy. Stop it.

guide line
Dear sir,
i want to study for CCNP switch so please guide line for me and please teaching for > that.

I can draw you a line to follow, but I can almost guarantee you won't like where it ends.

help please
hi how can i configure one of my router on the network as a designated router

Have a stern talk with the other routers on your network and let them know their place.

Dear Sir,
I am willing to Learn the CCIE Course...Kindly Send the Video Tuitorial to My E-mail ID sir....

Are you sure you don't mean Network+?

hello sir.... i need ur help.... i am doing a project on hsrp in my college.... i need some notes nd answerz of many questionz..hope u will give me da solid answerz.. tnx

Qno1.....why i am choosing hsrp instead of vrrp?
Qno2.....problem areas of HSRP
Qno3.....present network structure(without hsrp) nd its problems?
Qno4.....hsrp competitors nd WHY HSRP??
em waiting sir......again tnxxxx alooootttt...

So if I do your project for you, I get the college credit, right?